Okay - so it was only a partial sighting - just the legs. And for some strange reason those legs appear to be attached to my body!! It's amazing how much leg hair can grow in only two weeks. Who knows how much longer it will get before I am once again able to reach down and properly use a razor?
I am currently contemplating various methods of adding additional length to the razor handle - without jeopardizing safety in shaving. I don't want to open any bleeding wounds on my legs - and then be unable to address the problem without an embarrassing visit to the local medical care center.
I can hear it now...
"So, how did you receive this huge gash that now requires 57 stitches?"
"Ummm, I was attacked by a rabid dust bunny? Maybe I need a tetanus shot."
I don't think I would see that as a set back, but rather, another enhancement opportunity. Just think now your bionic belly button can be complemented by bionic legs. Cool. You might never need to shave again . . .
ReplyDeleteShaved legs are highly overrated.
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