I have rediscovered something lost many years ago - and thought to never find again. It is amazing - but apparently I have lost enough weight this year to have once again found my waist (or at least the hint of what used to be my waist). Sometimes we don't know how much something is missed, until the joy of rediscovery comes our way.
The only problem with this rediscovery journey is that I need to seriously think about purchasing new (and smaller) clothing items. Outfits that have suited me very well for the past number of years are becoming larger. So, if you see me walking down the street with my pants hanging low - please know that I am not trying to make a young "gangster pants falling off" type of fashion statement. It could be that I have simply run out of safety pins.
I wonder if my upcoming hernia surgery will provide me with any new and exciting benefits? You know, make me "better than before; better stronger, faster" - kinda like the bionic man!! (if you're not old enough to remember that TV series - I am so sorry).
Maybe I will gain a bionic bellybutton!! (that's where the hernia is located). I wonder what enhanced super bionic type powers it could provide me? I don't think the bellybutton is attached in any significant way to legs, arms, eyes or ears - so this limits the bionic possibilities somewhat. Actually I might settle for a simple tummy tuck - think the surgeon will comply with that request?
Will a bionic belly button make omphalskepsis more philosophical or acrobatic?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm! We seek answers in the bionic belly button.
Congratulations on the weight loss! I'm not sure about the bionic belly button thing though. But I do want a tummy tuck to take care of my bionic stretch marks. Too bad Santa isn't a plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteDude. A bionic bellybutton? Awesome. I think that since they are cutting into you anyways, they could somehow attached the bellybutton to your legs with a computer chip or something . . . just ask- I'm sure the surgeon has some ideas.
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